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GoD_139 Developer jokes Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans? They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies.
PastaMan Developer jokes What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball? Try Catch.
Deus Developer jokes Why couldn't web developer find their room in a hotel? Because their room number was 404.
Kate Developer jokes Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim? Because they work below C level.
Kate Developer jokes Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.
Mark14 Developer jokes What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day? Everything's going to be 200.
GoD_139 Developer jokes Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards? Because they use a strongly typed language.
Deus Developer jokes What did the fruit basket say to the developer? I hope you're ready for some pear programming.