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Kate Developer jokes An agent died unexpectedly. How was the crime solved? By looking at the stack trace.
Kate Developer jokes Why can't SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other? Because they don't agree on relationships.
Deus Developer jokes What did the fruit basket say to the developer? I hope you're ready for some pear programming.
Mark14 Developer jokes A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
GoD_139 Developer jokes How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware issue.
DaBoiThicc Developer jokes What did the Python say when they came out of the shell? Print("Hello World!")
Mark14 Developer jokes Algorithm (noun) Word used by programmers when.. they do not want to explain what they did.
PastaMan Developer jokes How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up? Their first word is Hello World.