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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face. Mark14 puns What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. GoD_139 puns "I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad" Deus puns It takes guts to be an organ donor. GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. Mark14 puns "Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad. Deus puns I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now. DaBoiThicc puns My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't" PastaMan puns I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view. PastaMan puns My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque! Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta. Kate puns I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof Kate puns To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now. Kate puns *Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" DaBoiThicc puns The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything" DaBoiThicc puns Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet. Kate puns Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?" DaBoiThicc puns "Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." Kate puns Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride. 891011121314
DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.
GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
PastaMan puns I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.
Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
Kate puns I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
DaBoiThicc puns The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"
DaBoiThicc puns Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.
Kate puns Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.