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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel PastaMan puns I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret Kate puns Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide. PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. Mark14 puns What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can't control their pupils. PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. DaBoiThicc puns I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Mark14 puns A steak pun is a rare medium well done. PastaMan puns Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. Deus puns They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now. PastaMan puns I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted! DaBoiThicc puns How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes! GoD_139 puns A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here” PastaMan puns What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf. Deus puns Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while. GoD_139 puns Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. DaBoiThicc puns Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ 20212223242526
PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’