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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted! DaBoiThicc puns I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences. DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents. Mark14 puns I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered. Deus puns I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong... Mark14 puns Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in. DaBoiThicc puns I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. DaBoiThicc puns This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand! GoD_139 puns What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. Deus puns Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station. PastaMan puns How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. PastaMan puns What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone. PastaMan puns Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. DaBoiThicc puns Can February march? No, but April may. DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Kate puns I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. PastaMan puns Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back. GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome GoD_139 puns Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words. GoD_139 puns What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you. 22232425262728
DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome