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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy. DaBoiThicc puns Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible. Deus puns Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic. GoD_139 puns What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays. PastaMan puns What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories! Kate puns They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time PastaMan puns I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks. DaBoiThicc puns Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. GoD_139 puns Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. Deus puns Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor. Mark14 puns Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement. Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive. Kate puns What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. PastaMan puns Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic. Mark14 puns My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it! Kate puns What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to. DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’ Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. Mark14 puns The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. 26272829303132
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.