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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. Kate puns ‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. PastaMan puns I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position. DaBoiThicc puns I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O. Mark14 puns Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on. Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. Deus puns What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. Kate puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Kate puns A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?” Deus puns Without geometry life is pointless. DaBoiThicc puns I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach. Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. Deus puns Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich. GoD_139 puns Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired. PastaMan puns What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. Mark14 puns Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad Kate puns Archaeology really is a career in ruins. 28293031323334
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.