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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! Mark14 puns What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. PastaMan puns Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. Mark14 puns How do you steal a coat? You jacket. Mark14 puns How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. Kate puns What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda! GoD_139 puns They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure. GoD_139 puns Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas GoD_139 puns What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! GoD_139 puns Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet. DaBoiThicc puns Im planning on stealing an indoor head garment, but dont tell anyone because it's an inside hijab. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.” Deus puns Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it GoD_139 puns What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! DaBoiThicc puns There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned. DaBoiThicc puns What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. Kate puns What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom! Kate puns How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 30313233343536
Deus puns I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
DaBoiThicc puns Im planning on stealing an indoor head garment, but dont tell anyone because it's an inside hijab.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.