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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. PastaMan puns What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad. Deus puns Writing with a broken pencil is pointless. PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” PastaMan puns The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line. DaBoiThicc puns My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible. DaBoiThicc puns Velcro… What a rip-off. DaBoiThicc puns It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore. GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself. Mark14 puns What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare. Mark14 puns Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer. GoD_139 puns What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you. Mark14 puns What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. Mark14 puns How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left. DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore. GoD_139 puns I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming. Kate puns What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. Mark14 puns R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist. DaBoiThicc puns I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. 32333435363738
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.
PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
DaBoiThicc puns I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.