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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns How do you make a 'one' disappear? You add a 'g' and it's 'gone' DaBoiThicc puns Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam. Deus puns I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny. DaBoiThicc puns New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them. Deus puns What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster. DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean. Kate puns "Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?" "I dont know, its all up in the air" GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field. Kate puns Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well. Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well. Mark14 puns What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist! Mark14 puns No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder. Kate puns What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. GoD_139 puns Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective. Deus puns I don't trust sushi, there's something fishy about it. Deus puns Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica. Mark14 puns What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod. Mark14 puns Why did the clown have neck pain? - Because he slept funny Kate puns What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI" 1234567
Deus puns What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.
DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.
Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.