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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace. PastaMan puns Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. PastaMan puns This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Mark14 puns When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. Deus puns Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. PastaMan puns People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain. Deus puns Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut. DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. GoD_139 puns Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back. PastaMan puns Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath! Kate puns What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue. Mark14 puns What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. DaBoiThicc puns What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one. Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ GoD_139 puns What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1 Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. Deus puns I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure. PastaMan puns I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. 38394041424344
PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.