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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars. PastaMan puns Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. GoD_139 puns If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef? GoD_139 puns Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Deus puns Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize. Deus puns How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc DaBoiThicc puns Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. GoD_139 puns How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years. Deus puns Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around. Kate puns Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby. PastaMan puns I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride PastaMan puns How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse. Kate puns What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid. Kate puns What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!? Mark14 puns Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. Kate puns I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. PastaMan puns I hate perforated lines, they're tearable. 39404142434445
Deus puns How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.