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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you. Deus puns Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. Deus puns What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail. DaBoiThicc puns Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut. Kate puns What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder. Deus puns Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife?He needed some space. Mark14 puns What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller. GoD_139 puns Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Kate puns Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Deus puns Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine. Mark14 puns What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare. Deus puns What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement. Deus puns Why couldn't the man with no feet drink coffee? Because he lack toes. PastaMan puns You know what they say about cliffhangers... DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. PastaMan puns Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic. DaBoiThicc puns What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Mark14 puns Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer. 123456
PastaMan puns What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.