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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe! Kate puns What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels Deus puns What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail. GoD_139 puns What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you. DaBoiThicc puns Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school. Deus puns Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife?He needed some space. Kate puns What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder. Mark14 puns What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller. Deus puns What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement. GoD_139 puns Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Mark14 puns What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare. Kate puns Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Deus puns Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine. Deus puns Why couldn't the man with no feet drink coffee? Because he lack toes. PastaMan puns You know what they say about cliffhangers... DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. DaBoiThicc puns What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! PastaMan puns Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic. DaBoiThicc puns Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. DaBoiThicc puns Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even. 123456