Animal Dark humor Men/woman Pickup lines News & politics Bar Puns Knock knock jokes Yo Momma Jokes Developer jokes
Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice. GoD_139 puns What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays. Mark14 puns What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian. PastaMan puns Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?It was a family feud Deus puns How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc GoD_139 puns What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt. Deus puns Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem. PastaMan puns What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf. Kate puns Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep! PastaMan puns What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows. PastaMan puns What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face. Kate puns Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. PastaMan puns Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Kate puns What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff. PastaMan puns Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr! Kate puns What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels Deus puns What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. PastaMan puns Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe! GoD_139 puns What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you. 12345
Deus puns How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc