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Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
Deus whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection
Deus bar After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.Turns out she felt the same way.So I turned on the air conditioning.
Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
Deus Tip of the day: When a police officer says to you "Put your hands up." Don't say, "For Detroit."
Deus blue collar i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what exactly is a cesarean, replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response they're looking for...
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
Deus insults Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
