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Deus puns The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.
Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
Deus puns Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"
