Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brother

Count Rucola?

I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10

He said "I still love vista baby"

Superman got a divorce...

He can only see his kids with super vision now.

How do you know Dracula is a woman?

When she talks all you hear is "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah"

If coronavirus isn’t about beer 
Why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

Terminator the musical

"I'll be bach!"

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

I wish my Dad was the Terminator...

...because then he'd come back.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do Superman and a politician have in common?

They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.