How do you know Dracula is a woman?

When she talks all you hear is "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah"

You remind me of Dracula.

You suck.

For Halloween I've got a job making plastic Draculas

There's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?

A count suspended.

Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brother

Count Rucola?

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?

Supervision.

How does Superman stay so fit?

Kal El sthenics

What does Superman put in his drink?

Just ice.

How does Superman get out of risky situations?

He always has an ‘S’ cape

Which city is the South African Superman from?

Cape Town

What's the one currency superman can't hold?

Kryptocurrency.

Why is Batman jealous of Superman?

Superman got adopted.

Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?

Because it's Crypto-night

Superman got a divorce...

He can only see his kids with super vision now.

Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?

Adult supervision was required

What is it called when Batman and Superman challenge each other to a race?

A Marthaon

What did Lois Lane say when she found out that Superman has ED?

Clark can't.

Superman can fly but...

Clark Kent.

What do Superman and a politician have in common?

They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.