Why can't Superman beat Dracula?

Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What did the Terminator chicken say when it crossed the road?

I'll be bawk.

My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.

She'll be back.

I wish my Dad was the Terminator...

...because then he'd come back.

Terminator the musical

"I'll be bach!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?

I’ll be black.

My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actor

I didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”

I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10

He said "I still love vista baby"

What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

My email password has been hacked. 

That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.

Did you know.

Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home.

Have you heard the joke about the skunk

Never mind it stinks

Hippity Hoppity you are now my property

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.

Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?
Dad: No Sun

You look like trash.
May I take you out?