Animal Dark humor Men/woman Pickup lines News & politics Bar Puns Knock knock jokes Yo Momma Jokes Developer jokes
Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis? breadman puns Stop loafing around! breadman puns Wanna a slice of this? It's the yeast I could do. DaBoiThicc puns What don't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe. GoD_139 puns If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set. Deus puns Scientists finally did a study on forks. It's about tine! GoD_139 puns Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? Itβs all night shifts but theyβre all a hoot over there. DaBoiThicc puns I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. DaBoiThicc puns Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood. breadman puns Loaf it! breadman puns You bread my mind! breadman puns I knead another loaf! PastaMan puns I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Donβt ask meow. Kate puns The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away. Mark14 puns People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits! Deus puns Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica. DaBoiThicc puns Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iβm okay, but I feel like Iβve dyed a little inside. PastaMan puns I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock Kate puns which flower is most fierce? Dandelion Mark14 puns What did the sea say to the sand? "We have to stop meeting like this." 4142434445
GoD_139 puns Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? Itβs all night shifts but theyβre all a hoot over there.
DaBoiThicc puns I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
DaBoiThicc puns Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iβm okay, but I feel like Iβve dyed a little inside.