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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny. Mark14 puns What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck. GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field. GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. Deus puns Every morning when I go out, I get hit by bicycle. Every morning! It's a vicious cycle. Deus puns How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide. breadman puns You deserve butter DaBoiThicc puns Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp Mark14 puns What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod. Kate puns I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job Kate puns what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper! Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data... DaBoiThicc puns When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow breadman puns GET /that/bread! GoD_139 puns What do you call a female snake. misssssssss PastaMan puns Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank breadman puns I'm just tryna get a rise out of you Deus puns Why do cows not have toes? They lactose! Mark14 puns Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop. 38394041424344
GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
GoD_139 puns Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.
GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
DaBoiThicc puns When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow