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DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.
GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
DaBoiThicc puns When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
Deus puns Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me