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Mark14 puns It's been months since I bought the book "how to scam people online". It still hasn't turned up.
DaBoiThicc puns Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
PastaMan puns They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure.
GoD_139 puns A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers