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Kate puns There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
Kate puns I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
GoD_139 puns I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
Mark14 puns A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"
PastaMan puns Someone asked me, what's the ninth letter of the alphabet? It was a complete guess, but I was right.