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promeet puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Kate puns I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.
PastaMan puns Someone asked me, what's the ninth letter of the alphabet? It was a complete guess, but I was right.
GoD_139 puns I saw my husband trip and fall while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes. I watched it all unfold.
Mark14 puns A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"
Mark14 puns I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.
PastaMan puns A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"