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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew! DaBoiThicc puns Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff. Kate puns Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction. Mark14 puns Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! GoD_139 puns Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back. DaBoiThicc puns I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted! Deus puns What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. GoD_139 puns What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister! Deus puns What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. PastaMan puns I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher Deus puns Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. PastaMan puns I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks. Kate puns A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway. Deus puns How do you make antifreeze?Steal her blanket. GoD_139 puns Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired. Mark14 puns What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette. GoD_139 puns What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever. Deus puns What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil. DaBoiThicc puns I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.She didn’t know I existed. Mark14 puns What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. 45678910
Kate puns Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.