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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back. GoD_139 puns Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate. Kate puns Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction. DaBoiThicc puns Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff. Deus puns What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. Mark14 puns Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! PastaMan puns I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher DaBoiThicc puns I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted! Deus puns What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. GoD_139 puns What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister! PastaMan puns I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks. Deus puns Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Deus puns How do you make antifreeze?Steal her blanket. Kate puns A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway. GoD_139 puns Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired. Mark14 puns What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette. GoD_139 puns What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever. GoD_139 puns It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws. Mark14 puns What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels. Deus puns Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal. 45678910
Kate puns Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.