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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. Mark14 puns How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day. PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. GoD_139 puns Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet. Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now! Deus puns What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. Deus puns What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig Mark14 puns Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake. DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand... Mark14 puns What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing! Mark14 puns Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Deus puns Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. GoD_139 puns What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1 GoD_139 puns Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy. Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. GoD_139 puns Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. 78910111213
Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.