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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary. Deus puns How do you learn to become a railroad conductor? Training. GoD_139 puns Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet. Mark14 puns How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. Mark14 puns Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now! Deus puns What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. Deus puns What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig Mark14 puns Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake. PastaMan puns How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face. Mark14 puns What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing! DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand... GoD_139 puns Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. GoD_139 puns What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1 PastaMan puns My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap.. Deus puns Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. 78910111213
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...