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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary. Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day. PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now! Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. Deus puns What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. GoD_139 puns Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet. PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. Mark14 puns How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training Deus puns What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Mark14 puns Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake. GoD_139 puns Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. PastaMan puns How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face. Deus puns Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand... Mark14 puns What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing! Mark14 puns Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. GoD_139 puns What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1 Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. 78910111213
Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.