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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords. Mark14 puns What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! PastaMan puns Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich. Deus puns How do you learn to become a railroad conductor? Training. Mark14 puns How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training Mark14 puns Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now! Deus puns What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door. PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink. Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. PastaMan puns How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face. Mark14 puns Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake. DaBoiThicc puns Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it. Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count. GoD_139 puns Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. Deus puns What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig GoD_139 puns What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1 Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer. 78910111213
Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
Mark14 puns Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
Deus puns Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
PastaMan puns Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
PastaMan puns A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
Kate puns Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
Deus puns Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.