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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.She didn’t know I existed. Deus puns What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil. Kate puns Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint. Deus puns Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with. Deus puns Bin men have got a rubbish job. GoD_139 puns What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread. DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” GoD_139 puns What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat. PastaMan puns What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone. Kate puns A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. Deus puns Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize. Kate puns Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr! DaBoiThicc puns I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying. DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. PastaMan puns How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour. PastaMan puns What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. PastaMan puns Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. PastaMan puns Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play. 567891011
DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.