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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired. Kate puns A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. GoD_139 puns It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws. Kate puns Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr! Kate puns Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint. Deus puns Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with. GoD_139 puns I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. GoD_139 puns What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread. PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. Mark14 puns Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration. PastaMan puns What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone. GoD_139 puns What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat. DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. Deus puns Bin men have got a rubbish job. DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” PastaMan puns What did the hat say to the scarf? You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead. Deus puns Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize. DaBoiThicc puns I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying. PastaMan puns Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play. 567891011
PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”