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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.She didn’t know I existed. Deus puns Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal. Kate puns A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. GoD_139 puns Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired. Mark14 puns Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration. GoD_139 puns I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. Deus puns Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with. Kate puns Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint. GoD_139 puns It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws. Kate puns Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr! PastaMan puns What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone. GoD_139 puns What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread. PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. Deus puns Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize. Deus puns Bin men have got a rubbish job. PastaMan puns What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark. GoD_139 puns What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat. Mark14 puns When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. PastaMan puns What did the hat say to the scarf? You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead. DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” 567891011
PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”