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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. Mark14 puns When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. PastaMan puns How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour. Mark14 puns What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! Deus puns A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop Mark14 puns What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. PastaMan puns My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't" Mark14 puns What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! PastaMan puns What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark. PastaMan puns Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. GoD_139 puns Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. DaBoiThicc puns Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords. PastaMan puns Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! Mark14 puns What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. PastaMan puns Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich. PastaMan puns Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav. Mark14 puns What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day. 6789101112
Deus puns What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
Mark14 puns A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.