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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What did the hat say to the scarf? You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead. Mark14 puns What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! Mark14 puns What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. PastaMan puns Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords. PastaMan puns Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich. Mark14 puns Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration. Mark14 puns What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Deus puns A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop GoD_139 puns I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. GoD_139 puns Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. Mark14 puns What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! Mark14 puns What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! DaBoiThicc puns Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. Deus puns How do you learn to become a railroad conductor? Training. PastaMan puns What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark. PastaMan puns My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't" Mark14 puns When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. PastaMan puns Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav. GoD_139 puns It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary. 6789101112
Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.