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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour. GoD_139 puns I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. PastaMan puns What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. PastaMan puns Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy. PastaMan puns Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! Mark14 puns When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. Mark14 puns What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. Mark14 puns What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. PastaMan puns My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't" Deus puns A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords. PastaMan puns What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark. GoD_139 puns Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. Mark14 puns What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! PastaMan puns Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav. Mark14 puns What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! PastaMan puns Can you make me a sandwich? Poof, you're a sandwich. DaBoiThicc puns Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. Deus puns How do you learn to become a railroad conductor? Training. 6789101112
Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Mark14 puns Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.