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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop. DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it. Deus puns How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it. Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish! Kate puns Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. DaBoiThicc puns Can February march? No, but April may. Kate puns A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people. DaBoiThicc puns I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach. Deus puns The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since. Kate puns Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at! Kate puns Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor! DaBoiThicc puns What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one. Kate puns What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Duhhitz_enyo puns Need an ArkI Noah guy Deus puns Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend? PastaMan puns What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap DaBoiThicc puns Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants! Kate puns How many apples grow on a tree? All of them! PastaMan puns What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque. Mark14 puns What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. 25262728293031
DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it.
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
Deus puns The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.