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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish! DaBoiThicc puns Can February march? No, but April may. PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere. Mark14 puns A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. PastaMan puns What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap Kate puns A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people. DaBoiThicc puns I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach. DaBoiThicc puns Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked. Kate puns Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something. DaBoiThicc puns What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one. Mark14 puns What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome Deus puns The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since. PastaMan puns I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. Deus puns "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut." GoD_139 puns Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights. Deus puns Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill. Kate puns ‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire Kate puns How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water 25262728293031
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
Deus puns The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.