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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things. Deus puns Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill. Deus puns "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut." Mark14 puns The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague. GoD_139 puns Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long Mark14 puns I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Deus puns Do French people smoke weed or oui'd? Kate puns A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets. GoD_139 puns I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. PastaMan puns My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. Mark14 puns What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man. PastaMan puns What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap Deus puns How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents. DaBoiThicc puns I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time. GoD_139 puns I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Kate puns What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. PastaMan puns I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view. GoD_139 puns Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he. Mark14 puns Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection. 26272829303132
Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
Kate puns A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
PastaMan puns I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.