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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise! Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague. PastaMan puns I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view. GoD_139 puns Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights. Deus puns Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill. Deus puns "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut." Deus puns Do French people smoke weed or oui'd? Mark14 puns “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot” GoD_139 puns Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long GoD_139 puns I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. Mark14 puns The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. PastaMan puns I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things. Kate puns A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets. Kate puns What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. GoD_139 puns Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he. Mark14 puns I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Mark14 puns How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. Kate puns Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! DaBoiThicc puns I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time. DaBoiThicc puns Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet. 26272829303132
Deus puns Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
PastaMan puns I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.
Kate puns A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
DaBoiThicc puns Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.