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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet. Kate puns How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water Deus puns How do you organize a space party? You planet. Mark14 puns How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. GoD_139 puns Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. Mark14 puns I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. PastaMan puns I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked. GoD_139 puns What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Deus puns I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. Kate puns Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide. DaBoiThicc puns I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel Kate puns Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind. Deus puns Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle. PastaMan puns Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees? They're really good at it. PastaMan puns Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down. DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it. DaBoiThicc puns How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes! Kate puns Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! Deus puns I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now. Deus puns Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted. 27282930313233
DaBoiThicc puns Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.
GoD_139 puns Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Mark14 puns I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Deus puns I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
Deus puns Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it.