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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy. Kate puns What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom! GoD_139 puns What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! PastaMan puns I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Kate puns ‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire PastaMan puns Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. PastaMan puns Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?" PastaMan puns Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree. Kate puns When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ Mark14 puns What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere. Deus puns I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure. PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion. GoD_139 puns What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. Mark14 puns Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. 23242526272829
Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"
Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.