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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on. Kate puns What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. Mark14 puns What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. GoD_139 puns How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise! GoD_139 puns I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Kate puns I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Deus puns Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop. DaBoiThicc puns When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long... Kate puns A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?” PastaMan puns What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. Deus puns Do French people smoke weed or oui'd? Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. PastaMan puns What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?Aye matey. GoD_139 puns What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! GoD_139 puns What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! PastaMan puns Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy. Deus puns I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.I lost my case. 23242526272829
Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.