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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. PastaMan puns Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. PastaMan puns Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. Kate puns What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. Mark14 puns What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. GoD_139 puns I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Mark14 puns A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. PastaMan puns Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree. Mark14 puns I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered. GoD_139 puns What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! PastaMan puns I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. GoD_139 puns What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Mark14 puns What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars Kate puns When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. Deus puns What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ Mark14 puns Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. GoD_139 puns What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. 23242526272829
DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
Kate puns Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’