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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. GoD_139 puns I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. PastaMan puns Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. PastaMan puns Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. PastaMan puns What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. DaBoiThicc puns When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long... Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy. Kate puns What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom! PastaMan puns When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. GoD_139 puns What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! DaBoiThicc puns There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. GoD_139 puns What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Kate puns Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. Mark14 puns I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered. Mark14 puns What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. PastaMan puns Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree. Mark14 puns What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars 23242526272829
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
Mark14 puns What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.