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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something. DaBoiThicc puns There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. DaBoiThicc puns Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked. Deus puns What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises DaBoiThicc puns Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. Mark14 puns Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed! DaBoiThicc puns I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Mark14 puns "I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad. GoD_139 puns What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. DaBoiThicc puns What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper. DaBoiThicc puns Can February march? No, but April may. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride GoD_139 puns What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. Deus puns Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop. DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain” Deus puns I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls. Duhhitz_enyo puns Need an ArkI Noah guy DaBoiThicc puns Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible. Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish! GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome 24252627282930
DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
Deus puns What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome