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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere. Kate puns Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something. Deus puns I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure. DaBoiThicc puns There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. Mark14 puns Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed! Kate puns ‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire DaBoiThicc puns Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion. Deus puns I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls. Mark14 puns "I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad. DaBoiThicc puns What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper. PastaMan puns I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. DaBoiThicc puns Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked. GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain” DaBoiThicc puns Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride DaBoiThicc puns When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long... GoD_139 puns What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. 24252627282930
PastaMan puns Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
PastaMan puns Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
PastaMan puns Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
GoD_139 puns What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
DaBoiThicc puns A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”