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Mark14 puns I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
GoD_139 puns In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’