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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?" GoD_139 puns What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. Kate puns A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?” GoD_139 puns Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria. PastaMan puns What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. PastaMan puns What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?Aye matey. GoD_139 puns Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls! PastaMan puns When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Mark14 puns What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. Kate puns I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Kate puns Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend GoD_139 puns What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! DaBoiThicc puns I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts. PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. Mark14 puns What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy. Kate puns What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom! 22232425262728
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
Deus puns I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.