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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?Aye matey. PastaMan puns What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO. Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. GoD_139 puns Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria. Mark14 puns What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one. Mark14 puns What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. GoD_139 puns What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. DaBoiThicc puns I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts. PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. Mark14 puns A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. GoD_139 puns Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls! Kate puns What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. Mark14 puns I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives PastaMan puns When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Kate puns I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Kate puns Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend Mark14 puns What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. 22232425262728
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.
PastaMan puns My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.