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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives Mark14 puns Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. GoD_139 puns Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria. Mark14 puns The rotation of earth really makes my day. Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. DaBoiThicc puns Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. GoD_139 puns What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! Kate puns Archaeology really is a career in ruins. Kate puns A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?” Mark14 puns Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on. Mark14 puns What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. GoD_139 puns What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! PastaMan puns What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?Aye matey. GoD_139 puns Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls! DaBoiThicc puns I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts. DaBoiThicc puns Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible. DaBoiThicc puns I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Kate puns I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Kate puns What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. 22232425262728
Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
DaBoiThicc puns How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.