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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. GoD_139 puns How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! DaBoiThicc puns I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts. Mark14 puns What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. Deus puns I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why. GoD_139 puns Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria. Kate puns Archaeology really is a career in ruins. Mark14 puns The rotation of earth really makes my day. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives PastaMan puns Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4. GoD_139 puns What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! GoD_139 puns Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls! PastaMan puns What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad. DaBoiThicc puns There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. Kate puns What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom! PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" Deus puns I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls. PastaMan puns When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. 22232425262728
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.
Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"