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Deus puns What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?I’ll be black.
DaBoiThicc puns Im planning on stealing an indoor head garment, but dont tell anyone because it's an inside hijab.
Kate puns Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Deus puns For Halloween I've got a job making plastic DraculasThere's only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.
PastaMan puns I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
Deus puns A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.