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Kate puns I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
DaBoiThicc puns I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”
Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.
Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
Deus puns Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.
Deus puns "Pornhub offers free premium service in Italy to ease coronavirus pains". Now the hoarding of toilet paper make more sense!
DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.