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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI" Deus puns I met Dracula at the pub an hour ago.He was having a bloody good time. Deus puns Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue. Deus puns My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.She'll be back. DaBoiThicc puns I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places. PastaMan puns Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, "that makes 2 of us." GoD_139 puns I used to work for an origami company but they folded. Kate puns Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?" DaBoiThicc puns I saw an ad for burial spots and thought to myself, this is the last thing i need Kate puns I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof Kate puns Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam" Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front” Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it. Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage. Deus puns What is it called when Batman and Superman challenge each other to a race?A Marthaon Deus puns What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?A count suspended. Deus puns Why can't Superman beat Dracula?Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite! Deus puns What did the Terminator chicken say when it crossed the road?I'll be bawk. GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face. Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down". 35363738394041
Deus puns Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.
Deus puns My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.She'll be back.
DaBoiThicc puns I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
Kate puns I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
Deus puns My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actorI didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”
Deus puns Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterdayHe said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
GoD_139 puns I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.
Deus puns I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".