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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. DaBoiThicc puns I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O. Deus puns Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?Dad: No Sun Mark14 puns I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows. PastaMan puns I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it! DaBoiThicc puns The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything" GoD_139 puns Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! Deus puns I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered. Deus puns What is Dracula's favorite fruit?Neck-tarines Kate puns Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed. Kate puns I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... Deus puns Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon. DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. Mark14 puns Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling. Deus puns Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?Adult supervision was required Deus puns What does Superman put in his drink?Just ice. DaBoiThicc puns What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot? PastaMan puns A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. 33343536373839
Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.
DaBoiThicc puns The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"
DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
PastaMan puns A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement
Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.