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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it! Kate puns I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... Kate puns Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed. DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. PastaMan puns My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque! Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well. DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows. GoD_139 puns Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! Mark14 puns I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. DaBoiThicc puns What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot? Mark14 puns Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling. Deus puns What does Superman put in his drink?Just ice. PastaMan puns A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement Deus puns Superman can fly but...Clark Kent. DaBoiThicc puns I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! Deus puns Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon. Deus puns It takes guts to be an organ donor. Kate puns Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting. Deus puns What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?I’ll be black. 33343536373839
DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.
PastaMan puns A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement
Deus puns What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?I’ll be black.