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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well. Kate puns I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... Mark14 puns Iβve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now itβs Hans free. PastaMan puns I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it! DaBoiThicc puns I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! GoD_139 puns Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! Kate puns Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed. DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. Deus puns What does Superman put in his drink?Just ice. DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows. Mark14 puns I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. PastaMan puns A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement Mark14 puns Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling. Deus puns Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon. Deus puns Superman can fly but...Clark Kent. Deus puns It takes guts to be an organ donor. DaBoiThicc puns What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot? Deus puns Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?Adult supervision was required Kate puns Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting. 33343536373839
Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
Mark14 puns Iβve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now itβs Hans free.
DaBoiThicc puns My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.
Kate puns A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
PastaMan puns A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement