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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. PastaMan puns What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon. DaBoiThicc puns My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home... DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned. Deus puns Why is Batman jealous of Superman?Superman got adopted. DaBoiThicc puns I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! Deus puns I got fired from the transmission factory, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well. Deus puns Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?Because it's Crypto-night DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting. Mark14 puns It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally. Deus puns You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?Supervision. DaBoiThicc puns What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long. DaBoiThicc puns "Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." PastaMan puns A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300 Mark14 puns "Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad. Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. Deus puns Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?Dad: No Sun DaBoiThicc puns I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O. DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows. 32333435363738
GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned.
Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.
Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
DaBoiThicc puns What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.