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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. Deus puns Why is Batman jealous of Superman?Superman got adopted. Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg! DaBoiThicc puns Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something. Deus puns I got fired from the transmission factory, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... PastaMan puns What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon. DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned. DaBoiThicc puns My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home... DaBoiThicc puns I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. Deus puns Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?Because it's Crypto-night DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting. Deus puns You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?Supervision. Deus puns What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster. Mark14 puns It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally. Mark14 puns "Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad. PastaMan puns A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300 DaBoiThicc puns "Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." PastaMan puns My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque! Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. DaBoiThicc puns What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long. 32333435363738
GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned.
DaBoiThicc puns I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.
Deus puns What's the difference between a rooster and a crow? A rooster can crow but a crow cannot rooster.
Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.