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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon. Deus puns Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?Because it's Crypto-night Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg! Deus puns I got fired from the transmission factory, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts... GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. DaBoiThicc puns My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home... Mark14 puns It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally. DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned. Deus puns You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?Supervision. DaBoiThicc puns "Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." Deus puns Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?Dad: No Sun Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. Mark14 puns "Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad. DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting. DaBoiThicc puns I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. DaBoiThicc puns What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long. PastaMan puns A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300 DaBoiThicc puns I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O. Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. DaBoiThicc puns The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything" 32333435363738
Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
DaBoiThicc puns I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.But when I got home the tables were turned.
Mark14 puns Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
DaBoiThicc puns I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.
DaBoiThicc puns I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Mark14 puns I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
DaBoiThicc puns The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"