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DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.
Deus puns I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10He said "I still love vista baby"
Deus puns "Pornhub offers free premium service in Italy to ease coronavirus pains". Now the hoarding of toilet paper make more sense!
GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."