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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Why can't Superman beat Dracula?Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite! Deus puns Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?Aisle B, back. Deus puns Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brotherCount Rucola? Mark14 puns What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt. GoD_139 puns "What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing. Deus puns I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10He said "I still love vista baby" Deus puns Superman got a divorce...He can only see his kids with super vision now. Kate puns Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam" Deus puns If coronavirus isn’t about beer Why do I keep hearing about cases of it? promeet puns Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage. GoD_139 puns I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. Deus puns Terminator the musical"I'll be bach!" Deus puns How does the Terminator lose weight?By counting Kylereese. Deus puns What are terminators called when they retire?Exterminators GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. DaBoiThicc puns Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U. Deus puns I wish my Dad was the Terminator......because then he'd come back. Mark14 puns A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." 36373839404142
DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.
Deus puns I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10He said "I still love vista baby"
Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.