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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns How does Superman get out of risky situations?He always has an ‘S’ cape DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt. GoD_139 puns "What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing. Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage. Deus puns Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?Aisle B, back. Deus puns Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brotherCount Rucola? Mark14 puns What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Deus puns Superman got a divorce...He can only see his kids with super vision now. Deus puns I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10He said "I still love vista baby" GoD_139 puns I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. Kate puns Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions. DaBoiThicc puns Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U. Deus puns If coronavirus isn’t about beer Why do I keep hearing about cases of it? promeet puns Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. Deus puns What are terminators called when they retire?Exterminators Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup. Deus puns Terminator the musical"I'll be bach!" Deus puns How does the Terminator lose weight?By counting Kylereese. 36373839404142
DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.
Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
Deus puns I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10He said "I still love vista baby"
GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.