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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. Deus puns Have you ever heard about Draculas vegan brotherCount Rucola? Deus puns Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?Aisle B, back. Deus puns How does Superman get out of risky situations?He always has an ‘S’ cape GoD_139 puns "What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing. Mark14 puns What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt. Deus puns I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10He said "I still love vista baby" Deus puns Superman got a divorce...He can only see his kids with super vision now. Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage. GoD_139 puns I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish. DaBoiThicc puns Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U. Deus puns If coronavirus isn’t about beer Why do I keep hearing about cases of it? promeet puns Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. Deus puns What are terminators called when they retire?Exterminators Deus puns Terminator the musical"I'll be bach!" Kate puns Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions. Deus puns How does the Terminator lose weight?By counting Kylereese. Deus puns I wish my Dad was the Terminator......because then he'd come back. 36373839404142
DaBoiThicc puns I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
DaBoiThicc puns My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.
Deus puns I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10He said "I still love vista baby"
Kate puns I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
GoD_139 puns I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.