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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup. Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist! Deus puns What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?Dad Jokes. Mark14 puns A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." Carlosisverycool puns How does a man cut his hair at the moon? He eclipse it. GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." GoD_139 puns What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two... DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean. Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human. PastaMan puns Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up GoD_139 puns What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor! Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective. Kate puns Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well. DaBoiThicc puns What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it. PastaMan puns Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. GoD_139 puns What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers! DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea. Deus puns Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy! 37383940414243
Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.
Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.