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Puns Hot Fresh Carlosisverycool puns How does a man cut his hair at the moon? He eclipse it. Deus puns What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?Dad Jokes. Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup. Kate puns Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions. Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist! Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human. GoD_139 puns What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two... DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean. Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective. GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." PastaMan puns Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up Kate puns Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well. GoD_139 puns What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor! DaBoiThicc puns What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it. PastaMan puns Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine GoD_139 puns What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers! Deus puns I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny. GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck. GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. 37383940414243
Kate puns What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
Mark14 puns Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.
DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
GoD_139 puns "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
GoD_139 puns Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
GoD_139 puns When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.