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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Terminator the musical"I'll be bach!" Deus puns How does the Terminator lose weight?By counting Kylereese. DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean. Deus puns I wish my Dad was the Terminator......because then he'd come back. Deus puns What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?Dad Jokes. GoD_139 puns What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two... Mark14 puns A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." Kate puns Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well. GoD_139 puns What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor! Carlosisverycool puns How does a man cut his hair at the moon? He eclipse it. PastaMan puns Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective. DaBoiThicc puns What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it. Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human. PastaMan puns Why was the shirt happy to hang around the tank top? Because it was armless DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea. GoD_139 puns What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers! Deus puns Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy! 37383940414243
DaBoiThicc puns Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
Deus puns Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
Deus puns What do Superman and a politician have in common?They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.
Deus puns I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
DaBoiThicc puns As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.