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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there. PastaMan puns I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction. DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you" DaBoiThicc puns I gave my date a bottle of tonic water.I think I Schwepped her off her feet. GoD_139 puns Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.ο»Ώ Deus puns Have you heard the joke about the skunkNever mind it stinks Deus puns What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss. DaBoiThicc puns Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife. GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language. Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. Kate puns I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself. GoD_139 puns My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home. Mark14 puns This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me. GoD_139 puns What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle. Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg! DaBoiThicc puns Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. Theyβre always plotting something. Mark14 puns Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me. PastaMan puns What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon. 31323334353637
DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"
PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.
Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself.
Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!