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Puns Hot Fresh GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language. DaBoiThicc puns I gave my date a bottle of tonic water.I think I Schwepped her off her feet. GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? Deus puns I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Deus puns You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there. PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife. GoD_139 puns My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home. Mark14 puns This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me. Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped? GoD_139 puns What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle. PastaMan puns I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction. Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg! Deus puns Have you heard the joke about the skunkNever mind it stinks Kate puns I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind Deus puns What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss. GoD_139 puns Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.ο»Ώ GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself. Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. DaBoiThicc puns Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. Theyβre always plotting something. Mark14 puns Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me. 31323334353637
GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.
GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself.
Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.