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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you" Deus puns My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut. PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife. Deus puns You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there. Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped? GoD_139 puns What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle. GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? DaBoiThicc puns I gave my date a bottle of tonic water.I think I Schwepped her off her feet. Mark14 puns This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me. PastaMan puns I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction. Deus puns What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss. GoD_139 puns Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.ο»Ώ DaBoiThicc puns I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! GoD_139 puns My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home. Deus puns Have you heard the joke about the skunkNever mind it stinks GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself. Mark14 puns Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me. Kate puns I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. 31323334353637
DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"
PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself.
Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.