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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? DaBoiThicc puns I gave my date a bottle of tonic water.I think I Schwepped her off her feet. GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language. DaBoiThicc puns I invented a new word! Plagiarism! Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. Kate puns Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle. GoD_139 puns Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.ο»Ώ Kate puns I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind DaBoiThicc puns Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself. GoD_139 puns My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home. DaBoiThicc puns The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down. DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you" PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife. DaBoiThicc puns Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. Theyβre always plotting something. Mark14 puns This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me. Mark14 puns Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me. GoD_139 puns What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle. Deus puns My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut. Deus puns Why is Batman jealous of Superman?Superman got adopted. 31323334353637
GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.
Mark14 puns I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself.
DaBoiThicc puns I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"
PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.