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DaBoiThicc puns What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.