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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy. PastaMan puns My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap.. Kate puns What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda! Kate puns Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it. PastaMan puns What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas. DaBoiThicc puns Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept. Kate puns I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst Deus puns Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide? NO DaBoiThicc puns Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby! Deus puns At first I hated my new hair cut. But it's growing on me now DaBoiThicc puns I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. DaBoiThicc puns What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. Deus puns My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count. PastaMan puns I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take. Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years. Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position. PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Kate puns I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. Kate puns What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 891011121314
Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.