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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap.. Kate puns What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda! PastaMan puns What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas. PastaMan puns How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face. Kate puns I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst DaBoiThicc puns Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept. Kate puns Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it. DaBoiThicc puns Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby! Deus puns Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide? NO Deus puns At first I hated my new hair cut. But it's growing on me now Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years. DaBoiThicc puns What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. DaBoiThicc puns I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Deus puns What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! Deus puns My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position. PastaMan puns I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take. Kate puns I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. DaBoiThicc puns How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? 891011121314
Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.