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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Deus puns Two fat people in a marriage will never work out. Deus puns My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. Deus puns What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! DaBoiThicc puns How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor. DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. DaBoiThicc puns How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? Kate puns I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. DaBoiThicc puns Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store. GoD_139 puns What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. GoD_139 puns What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. Mark14 puns Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack. PastaMan puns Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace. Kate puns What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. Mark14 puns My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it! DaBoiThicc puns Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. GoD_139 puns What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up. PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian. GoD_139 puns How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night! PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. 9101112131415
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.