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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count. GoD_139 puns How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night! Mark14 puns Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack. GoD_139 puns What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. Kate puns What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. GoD_139 puns What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. Mark14 puns Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go? Deus puns What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language PastaMan puns Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside. GoD_139 puns What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up. Deus puns Head of lettuce. That must be a boring job. PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian. GoD_139 puns A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here” Kate puns Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents. PastaMan puns I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really. DaBoiThicc puns How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor. Deus puns I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now. Mark14 puns My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it! 9101112131415
Kate puns For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.