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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years. Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. Deus puns What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! PastaMan puns I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take. Deus puns What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language Deus puns Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide? NO Kate puns I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst Kate puns I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them. GoD_139 puns I think circles are pointless. Deus puns I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. DaBoiThicc puns How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? Deus puns My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short. PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian. PastaMan puns Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace. DaBoiThicc puns Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. GoD_139 puns What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. Mark14 puns Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack. Mark14 puns My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it! DaBoiThicc puns I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked. 9101112131415
Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.