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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. Mark14 puns Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack. DaBoiThicc puns How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2? Deus puns What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language GoD_139 puns What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. GoD_139 puns How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night! GoD_139 puns What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms. DaBoiThicc puns Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store. GoD_139 puns What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug. Mark14 puns My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it! PastaMan puns Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside. PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian. DaBoiThicc puns How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor. Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. GoD_139 puns What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up. GoD_139 puns A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here” PastaMan puns Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace. Mark14 puns Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go? 9101112131415
DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
PastaMan puns Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.