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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months. DaBoiThicc puns Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea. GoD_139 puns What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug. Kate puns Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man. PastaMan puns Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace. DaBoiThicc puns Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store. Deus puns Two fat people in a marriage will never work out. Kate puns Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. Kate puns What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!? DaBoiThicc puns What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans. DaBoiThicc puns It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle. PastaMan puns People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Deus puns I was named after my father... I don't really like the name 'dad' though. Mark14 puns Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. GoD_139 puns What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. Deus puns Model trains make me Hornby. PastaMan puns What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick. Deus puns I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. 10111213141516
Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.