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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now. GoD_139 puns What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. GoD_139 puns What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up. PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. Kate puns What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. GoD_139 puns How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night! PastaMan puns I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. Mark14 puns R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist. DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea. Mark14 puns Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go? Deus puns Head of lettuce. That must be a boring job. Kate puns Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged. Mark14 puns Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. Kate puns Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents. GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months. PastaMan puns People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. PastaMan puns I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really. GoD_139 puns A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here” Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. DaBoiThicc puns Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune 10111213141516
PastaMan puns If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.