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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. GoD_139 puns I think circles are pointless. DaBoiThicc puns What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans. Kate puns Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents. PastaMan puns I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. Deus puns I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. Mark14 puns R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist. Mark14 puns Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go? Deus puns I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now. DaBoiThicc puns I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked. GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months. Deus puns Head of lettuce. That must be a boring job. DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea. Mark14 puns Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. GoD_139 puns A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here” PastaMan puns People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. DaBoiThicc puns It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle. PastaMan puns I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really. Kate puns What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!? GoD_139 puns What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB. 10111213141516
Kate puns A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.