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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. Deus puns My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight........ I can't wait. Deus puns What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. GoD_139 puns The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling PastaMan puns I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii" Deus puns Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. Deus puns I have extreme burns on my face... I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well. GoD_139 puns Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends. GoD_139 puns How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian Kate puns What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain. Deus puns Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic. PastaMan puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted GoD_139 puns What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! Kate puns What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to. DaBoiThicc puns I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones. Mark14 puns What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. GoD_139 puns I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge. Kate puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Kate puns Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy! Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” 12131415161718
Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”