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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. Deus puns I have extreme burns on my face... I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well. GoD_139 puns Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends. GoD_139 puns How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian Kate puns What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to. Deus puns Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic. PastaMan puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted GoD_139 puns What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! PastaMan puns I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. Kate puns Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged. Kate puns Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy! Kate puns What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain. Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits” Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. DaBoiThicc puns Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. Kate puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. GoD_139 puns I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge. Mark14 puns Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs. Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” Deus puns I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked. 12131415161718
Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”