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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. GoD_139 puns The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling PastaMan puns I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. GoD_139 puns What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits” PastaMan puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted PastaMan puns I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii" DaBoiThicc puns Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. Kate puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” PastaMan puns Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. GoD_139 puns How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian PastaMan puns What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn! DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator! Mark14 puns What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. Mark14 puns Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs. Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. GoD_139 puns I think circles are pointless. Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. 12131415161718
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Mark14 puns I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.