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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap. PastaMan puns I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing. PastaMan puns How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool. Deus puns What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. Mark14 puns Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in. Kate puns What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!! Mark14 puns R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist. GoD_139 puns Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales. DaBoiThicc puns I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked. Deus puns My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight........ I can't wait. Deus puns What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Mark14 puns Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. GoD_139 puns Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends. Deus puns I have extreme burns on my face... I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well. Kate puns What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to. Kate puns Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright. Deus puns Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans. DaBoiThicc puns Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune GoD_139 puns What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB. Deus puns Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic. 11121314151617
Kate puns Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.