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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. Deus puns I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked. DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator! Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. PastaMan puns When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits” Deus puns I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems. PastaMan puns What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn! DaBoiThicc puns Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. PastaMan puns What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. GoD_139 puns There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” Mark14 puns Two dyslexics walk into a bra. Deus puns What did the carpenter say? Believe in your shelf Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. Deus puns Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low. 13141516171819
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.