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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. PastaMan puns What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn! DaBoiThicc puns What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator! Mark14 puns What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. DaBoiThicc puns I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones. PastaMan puns Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. Mark14 puns Two dyslexics walk into a bra. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. Deus puns What did the carpenter say? Believe in your shelf Deus puns I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems. PastaMan puns When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. PastaMan puns I hate perforated lines, they're tearable. Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. PastaMan puns Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes. Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. PastaMan puns Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative. Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian. PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” 13141516171819
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”