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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy! PastaMan puns Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. Kate puns Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. Deus puns I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems. DaBoiThicc puns I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones. Mark14 puns Two dyslexics walk into a bra. Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” PastaMan puns What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn! Kate puns What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to. Deus puns I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked. Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. PastaMan puns Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative. Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. DaBoiThicc puns Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. PastaMan puns I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down! Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits” Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor. Deus puns Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school. 13141516171819
Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.