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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. Deus puns I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked. Kate puns Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy! Mark14 puns Two dyslexics walk into a bra. Kate puns What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain. Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible. DaBoiThicc puns I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones. PastaMan puns Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes. Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. Kate puns Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged. Deus puns I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems. PastaMan puns I hate perforated lines, they're tearable. Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. Deus puns What did the carpenter say? Believe in your shelf Deus puns Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low. PastaMan puns When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian. PastaMan puns Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative. 13141516171819
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.