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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school. Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. PastaMan puns I hate perforated lines, they're tearable. PastaMan puns Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian. PastaMan puns Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes. Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. PastaMan puns I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down! Kate puns Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C". PastaMan puns Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative. Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. Kate puns How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. GoD_139 puns Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars. Kate puns Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes. DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents. GoD_139 puns How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together. Kate puns What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling! PastaMan puns Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Deus puns Maths, the only subject that counts. 14151617181920
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.