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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. Kate puns I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. Kate puns What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling! GoD_139 puns There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. PastaMan puns What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes. GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. Kate puns Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby. GoD_139 puns How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together. Deus puns Maths, the only subject that counts. DaBoiThicc puns An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough. DaBoiThicc puns A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame. Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive. PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away? Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. PastaMan puns I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret PastaMan puns what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador GoD_139 puns Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. 14151617181920
PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.