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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. Kate puns What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling! Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. Deus puns Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school. PastaMan puns Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. PastaMan puns What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up Deus puns Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low. Kate puns Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C". Kate puns I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. Deus puns Maths, the only subject that counts. DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily. DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents. GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. PastaMan puns what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador GoD_139 puns Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. GoD_139 puns How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together. Deus puns Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station. Kate puns Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby. GoD_139 puns Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes. 14151617181920
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.