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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Deus puns Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up. Deus puns Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low. Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!" PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. GoD_139 puns There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes. DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily. Deus puns I've just been offered a free sky diving experience. I'm not falling for it. Deus puns What did the carpenter say? Believe in your shelf PastaMan puns Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. GoD_139 puns How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together. Kate puns Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. PastaMan puns Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes. Deus puns Maths, the only subject that counts. GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian. Kate puns I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. 14151617181920
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
PastaMan puns So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.