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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Deus puns I've just been offered a free sky diving experience. I'm not falling for it. DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents. Deus puns Sore throats are a pain in the neck! Deus puns They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now. Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. Deus puns Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.” Deus puns Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. Mark14 puns How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. Kate puns Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon. Deus puns Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up. Deus puns I used to think i was indecisiveBut now i'm not sure GoD_139 puns Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words. Kate puns Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C". Deus puns Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station. Kate puns How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. PastaMan puns Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath! GoD_139 puns I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around. Mark14 puns Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin' 15161718192021
DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”