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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents. GoD_139 puns Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. Kate puns Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C". Deus puns Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock. GoD_139 puns Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars. Deus puns Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station. DaBoiThicc puns A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame. PastaMan puns what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador Deus puns What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets. PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away? PastaMan puns Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath! Kate puns What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling! PastaMan puns Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell! PastaMan puns I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret Kate puns Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby. Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. PastaMan puns How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch. Mark14 puns Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin' DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore. 15161718192021
DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.