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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up. PastaMan puns what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador GoD_139 puns Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. Kate puns I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. DaBoiThicc puns A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame. DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore. DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily. PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away? Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!" Deus puns Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station. PastaMan puns I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret Kate puns Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby. PastaMan puns Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath! Deus puns Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock. GoD_139 puns I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around. Mark14 puns How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. GoD_139 puns To be Frank, I'd have to change my name. Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. Deus puns I've just been offered a free sky diving experience. I'm not falling for it. 15161718192021
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.