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PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”