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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word. PastaMan puns Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. Deus puns What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets. Kate puns Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it? Deus puns Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse. DaBoiThicc puns Velcro… What a rip-off. Kate puns What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange. Kate puns Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin. Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!" Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change. Deus puns Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. Kate puns Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell! Kate puns *Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" DaBoiThicc puns Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it. Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back. Mark14 puns What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. GoD_139 puns Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear. DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. 17181920212223
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.