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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement. Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy. Deus puns As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. Kate puns Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin. PastaMan puns Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. Kate puns Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive... DaBoiThicc puns What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. DaBoiThicc puns What is bread's favorite number? Leaven. Kate puns What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange. Deus puns I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure. DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell! Kate puns *Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!" Deus puns Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse. Kate puns “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.” GoD_139 puns Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear. Deus puns Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back. 17181920212223
Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.