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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?" Deus puns I used to think i was indecisiveBut now i'm not sure SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L.. Kate puns Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it? PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. Kate puns Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin. DaBoiThicc puns What is bread's favorite number? Leaven. Deus puns I just spent 5 grand on Hi-Fi equipment I think I'm a stereo type DaBoiThicc puns Velcro… What a rip-off. Kate puns Whiteboards ... are remarkable. PastaMan puns Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers. DaBoiThicc puns What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. Kate puns What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange. GoD_139 puns What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!" Mark14 puns Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement. Kate puns Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive... DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. PastaMan puns My sea sickness comes in waves. Mark14 puns What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. 17181920212223
DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"
SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..
PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.