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Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.